The One True Shredder

The Cyber Shredder glared down at the turtles from a rooftop building.

"Now you shall at last feel the wrath of the one true Shreddder!"

"HEY!" said a new voice.

"Huh?" from the rooftop next to his the Utron Shredder jumped down.

"Your not the one true Shredder!!  I am the one true Shredder!"

If the Cyber Shredder could have rolled his eyes he surely would have done so.

"Oh please Slug Bitch, when you get right down to it I am basically you. So therefore it's not really a lie!"

"I don't care WHAT you say!! I am the one true Shredder!!"

"Come off it!! I'm the one true Shredder no matter what you say!! I look a Hell of a lot more badass than you do anyways!!"

"I AM THE ONE TRUE SHREDDER!!!"

"NO I AM THE ONE TRUE SHREDDER!!!"

"NO ME!!!"

"NO ME!!!"

"NO ME!!!"

Karai comes in wearing her own Shredder outfit. "Can I be the one true Shredder?"

"GO TO YOUR ROOM KARAI!!!" shouted the Shredders.

Karai sadly leaves the roof leaving the Shredders to argue.

"BOTH OF YOU ARE WRONG!!!" came a new voice.

The Tengu Shredder appeared in a whirlwind of black light.

"I AM THE ONE TRUE SHREDDER!!! The two of you are just posers that stole my name!!!"

"Oh look it's the fossil!! Face it old timer you're too ancient to be considered the one true Shredder!!" declared the Utron Shredder.

"Utter nonsense!!! I was the one true Shredder before this 'slug' was even an egg or however you insects reproduce!!!"

"I've been trying to kill the turtles the longest so that makes ME the one true Shredder!!" declared the Utron Shredder.

"Hey it's MY turn to have the mantle of the Shredder and I won't have you two tinheads muscle me out of it!!!" stated the Cyber Shredder.

The three Shredders had just about enough with one another and started to kick up a dust cloud in a three way fight.

"I AM THE ONE TRUE SHREDDER!!!"

"NO I  AM THE ONE TRUE SHREDDER!!!"

"NO I</i> AM THE ONE TRUE SHREDDER!!!"

"HEY STOP COPYING ME!!!"

"I WILL UPLOAD A VIRUS INTO YOUR ASS!!!"

"NOT IF I SHRED IT FIRST!!!"

"I WILL BRING DOWN THE POWER OF DEMONS UPON BOTH OF YOU!!!"

"I AM THE ONE TRUE SHREDDDER!!!"

"I WILL SHRED THE BOTH OF YOU AND PROVE THAT I AM THE ONE TRUE SHREDDER!!!"

"THAT'LL BE A LITTLE DIFFICULT SEEING AS HOW I AM THE ONE TRUE SHREDDER!!!"

"DON'T MAKE ME TURN INTO A DRAGON!!!"

"ENOUGH!!!"</i></u> came a mysterious new fourth voice.

The three Shredders stopped their ridiculous scuffle and stared up to see Mirage Comic's Shredder.

"I! AM! THE! ONE! TRUE! SHREDDER!!!"

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"The man has a point."