Invisible Man glared at Frankenstein as he sat in a chair staring at his lap. However, what was different about him today was that he had golden neckbolts.

"I can't believe you Frank, I pay you to keep out beings that don't belong here and you let yourself get bribed by Twilight fangirls and they nearly killed Drac by trying to get him into the sun!! It was a good thing his wives were there to kill them!! But give me one good reason I shouldn't fire you?!"

"Because I captured 37 Twilight fangirls that tried to sneak in." said Frank nervously.

"Whoa, really?!"

"Yeah, they're tied up in the back."

"No they're not."

"What?!"

"The only things back there is a pile of rope and a bloody mess!"

"But how...unless...WOLF!!!"

Frankenstein walked over to a table where Wolfman and Dracula were chatting away.

"Wolf did you kill the Twilight fangirls I rounded up?!" accused Frankenstein.

"No I ate them. They had a surprisingly large amount of apples with them for some reason, weird. I put the apples in a barrel for Invisi to eat at his leasure."

Wolfman gave a burp in which glitter flew out his mouth.

"Honsestly the things those people are wearing now a days. What were talking about Drac?"

"About the whole werewolves vs. vampires debate."

"Oh yeah, it's a good thing we get the say in our movies otherwise the debate might reach there." said Wolf.

"What about the Underworld movies?" furrowed Frankenstein.

Both Dracula and Wolfman seemed to look a little embarassed at the mention of the trilogy.

"Oh..." said Drac.

"Yeah..." muttered Wolf.

"Those." finished Drac.

"We were going SOMEWHERE with that."

"But I think Hollywood misunderstood what we wanted."

Wolfman pounded his fist on the table. "We certainly didn't want them to make a stupid werepire!!!"

"What's wrong with that?" asked Frankenstein.

"What do you THINK is wrong with that?! It has no folklore, no mythology, NO @#$$%%^&**ING BACKROUND!!! It's purely made out of fandom!!!" ranted Dracula.

"It's embarassing that's what it is!" said Wolfman.

"I'm a little surprised it got two more movies." said Dracula.

"I don't know, I don't really count the second movie." said Wolfman.

"How come?" quirried Drac.

Wolfman turned to the vampire with a small glare.

"Because they are supposed to be movies about a Werewolves vs. Vampires war, in which there was a surprisingly low amount of werewolves in the second movie Drac."

Dracula diverted his gaze away from the werewolf.

"O-Oh...yeah...that..."

"But I suppose I should give it some slack. I hear their third movie is all about the werewolves."

"You mean you haven't seen it yet?" asked Frankenstein.

"No, but it has to give werewolves their props right?"

Dracula and Frankenstein remained in awkward silence as Wolfman slowly started to lower his eyes.

"Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys, how was it?"

"Oh well would you look at the time? I need to get back to the Mrs." excused Frank.

"Oh and it's time for me go and get a bite to eat!" flew off Drac.

"GUYS!!! YOU GET BACK HERE AND TELL ME ABOUT THAT MOVIE THIS INSTANT!!!"