Frankenstein sighed as he took out his cell phone. Even monsters had to keep up with the times. This one was custom made, courtesy of the Sci Fi channel, and pressed one of the giant speed dial buttons. He brought it to his ear and waited a few rings before he heard a hissing sound.

"Hi Hun."

"Hisssss."

"What's for dinner tonight?"

"Hissssss."

"Again? Can't you just make that special soup like you did last night?"

"Hissssssssssssssssssssssssss."

"Alright, alright you win."

"Hiss?"

"No I got to work. I should be home around eleven."

"HIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS!!!"

"I love you too."

He hung up as noticed Wolfman walking towards him covered in mud.

"What happened to you?" asked Frankenstein.

"Grrr. I lost Ginger's trail!" said Wolfman.

"That's rough buddy, I know how rare a girl monster is."

Wolfman scratched behind his ear with his foot.

"Yes...well...she can't hide forever. I will find her again, and seeing as how I'm such a patient wolf...." He gave a very predatory smile. "It's only a matter of time."

Frankenstein chuckled a little. "You really are a wolf."

Wolfman threw his head back and gave a deep long howl. As the werewolf entered the bar Frankenstein noted that he was tracking mud inside. But this WAS a bar for monsters, and sometime the slimey ones did come in.

Frank was snapped out of his thoughts as he the Blob heading straight for the entrance.

"Oh no not again!"

Frankenstein ran out in front of the Blob and stood with his arms spread out.

"Blob, no!!! You were BANNED!!! YOU! CANNOT! COME! IN!"

The Blob seemed to shift around in place.

"You know why! Last time you tried to eat everything! You cost the bar a fortune!! I don't think I've ever seen Invisible Man so upset...er I mean NOT seen...you know what I mean!!"

The Blob sadly turned around and started to ooze away. With a sigh of relief he returned to his post in front of the door.

It was pretty dull after that, well until some pale nobody tried to get in. He tried to walk past him but Frank grabbed him by his coat collar and pulled him up to face to look at him in the eye.

"Where do you think you're going?"

"Inside, for a drink!"

Frankenstein laughed at the pale new comer.

"Ha ha, right. I'm sorry kid but this bar is for Monsters Only."

"But I am a monster!!"

Frankenstein looked at him with half lidded eyes.

"Somehow I don't buy that. You look more like some kind of poster boy that fangirls would hang in their room. You're not even a little scary, odd maybe, but nowhere near scary."

"I am too! I'm Edward Cullen!"

Frankenstein stood judging him for a moment before uproaring in laughter.

"HA HA HA YOU?! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S GOTTEN DRAC SO UPSET?! HA HA HA HA!!! OH THE IRONY!!!"

In his laughter Frankenstein had dropped Edward. He picked himself up and dusted himself off.

"Whatever, are you going to let me in now?" asked Edward.

Frankenstein stopped laughing and look at him seriously.

"Oh Hell no!! Now I'm going to make SURE you don't get in!!"

"What?!"

"Listen tiny man, you may not know this but I'm doing you a favor. If Drac saw you he wouldn't just kill you, he'd ANNIHILATE you!!"

"But I'm Edward Cullen and I..."

"Am no match against Dracula the King of the flippin Vampires! You know I'm not even convinced you are a vampire!"

"What?! I'm totally a vampire!! I suck blood!!"

"And?"

"What do you mean 'And'?! That's all I need!"

"WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!"

Edward was knock back onto his butt from the force of Frank's yell.

"But just to be sure..." Frank stuck his thumb into Edward's mouth and lifted it up to see his top teeth. "Let's see no fangs, these things are even pearly white ya sissy." He took some garlic and put it into Edward's hand. "No apparent reaction garlic." Frank took a cross and put it on Ed's forehead. "Nothing happens when a cross touches you." Frankenstein unbottled some Holy Water and splashed the Meyerpire with it. "And Holy Water only seems to get you wet. Sorry but all evidence seems to suggest you aren't a vampire."

"Well I don't care what all that shit says, I'm vampire!!"

Frank laughed again. "Good for you oddball!" He patted Eddy on the top of his head a few times making him sink into the ground up to his shoulders.

"Could you please let me out of the ground now?"

Frankenstein pulled him out of the ground but he seemed really upset. Edward stomped up to the mass creation of body parts and glared at him.

"Now listen here!! I am going in there and YOU aren't going to stop me!!"

Edward delivered a quick punch across Frankenstein's face. And while his face did move with the punch he did not flinch.

Edward stood in awe that the monster was still standing.

"But that's impossible!!!"

Frankenstein grabbed Edward by the top of his head and lifted him off the ground.

"Oh it's possible alright, you see the thing about Frankensteins is that even though there are very few of us, we can take whatever any monster can dish out. And we also have a little bit more muscle then most."

Frank reeled his Edward hand back "Consider yourself banned!!!" Frankenstein threw Edward over his shoulder and off into the distance.

Edward was speeding through the air until he landed in something slimey. As he started to sink into it he realized that he had landed in The Blob.