The Invisible Man raised an invisible eyebrow as the Mummy started to draw on the floor around his dead Sacarab.
"I'm not cleaning any of that when you're done! It's your mess so YOU have to be the one to pick up after it!"
"Yeah yeah, I know! But with this ceremony will finally bring back my beloved pet and...where'd Lulu go?"
His dead scarab had disappeared from the ceremony circle.
He looked around to try and spot his pet. He gasped when he saw Lulu the scarab in the mouth of the Creature From the Black Lagoon. He gave a small jump when he realized had been spotted.
"Oh hi Mummy..." He spat out the top of Lulu back onto the bottom part of her. "Um...What's up?"
"RA DAMNIT CREATURE!!!"
Mummy hastily grabbed his drool covered scarab away from the Gillman.
"I'm going to mummify her at this rate!"
Creature felt a little guilty for taking a second bite out of his friend's pet. "Uh that would be really cool. Maybe I could help a li..."
"SHUT UP!!! What you did was NOT cool man!!! Not cool!!!"
"Listen I'm sorry but us Gillmen feed on three things: Fish, seaweed, and insects. And Invisible Man doesn't sell any of those things."
"So eat some grasshoppers, just leave my Lulu alone!!"
Mummy walked off covering his poor deceased pet.
"Come on Mummy-buddy, don't take it like that!"
Mummy thrusted his hands towards Creature sending flying bandages that wrapped themselves around him.
"Let's go Lulu." said Mummy as he caressed Lulu.
Creatured let out muffled cries as he tried to hop after Mummy, but because his legs were tied up too he fell over to his left after three hops.
After a futile effort to get back up on his feet, he was greeted with the vision of Wolfman staring down at him.
"You made the Mummy made didn't you?"
"MMMRPH-M MMRPH!"
"Yeah that's what I thought. Here let me help you."
Wolfman ran his finger claw down Creature's body cutting the bandages. When he finally cut the last one Creature gasped for air as he sprung forward.
"How can he breathe in those things?!" asked Creature.
"Simple, he doesn't."
"Oh...right. Hey you look kinda dressed up tonight...well...as far as us monsters go anyways."
Wolfman smirked triumphantly. "Because I have a date!"
"No way! You actually found a girl monster?!" asked Creature.
"Yep, her name is Ginger. Lives up to She-Wolf standards."
"Wait...Ginger as in the Ginger Snaps movies Ginger? She hates werewolves, all of them, including herself!"
"Yep, but I can be very persuasive."
Flashback.
Wolfman had Ginger cornered, she growled defensively at him while holding a iron spike.
"Listen, all I want is a date. It's not like I'm asking you to mate with me or anything."
"Grrrrrrrrrr! I don't care, I hate ALL werewolves!!"
Wolfman started to walk towards her.
"Well then I guess I'm just going to have to change that then."
Wolf walked over to her and picked her up putting her over his shoulder despite the constant stabs from the metal spike.
"Why won't you die?!" she shouted.
"Because your iron spike isn't silver!"
End Flashback.
"So then I brought her here to the Monster Crash and...where'd she go??"
Wolf looked around the bar but he couldn't seem to spot his 'date'.
"Ginger? Giiiiinger?"
"I guess she took off first chance she got."
"Awwww, now I gotta chase her down all over again!"
Wolfman sighed as he started to walk towards the exit. He passed the Invisible Man cleaning bottles on his way out.
"Don't wait up for me Invisi..."














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Heheh, "Ra dammit..." that was clever.
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Aw it's adorable, but I'm still going to hit it!!!
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"Bob, I heard something. Open the door and check it out."
"Bob sees a telephone pole..." WHAM!!! "Bob sees a telephone pole..." WHAM!!! "Bob sees a telephone pole..." WHAM!!! "And stars!!!"
But I'm not a monster.
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