Cupid Goes Crazy In Konoha ch7

LAST TIME ON "CUPID GOES CRAZY IN KONOHA": Hinata threw a boyfriend ball at Naruto which didn't go over as popular as mdizzle thought it would. Thinking quickly she decided to use the Legendary Time Skip no Jutsu which the readers have never heard of before. And then the fic got an inexplicable narrator; what fourth wall?

A bright flash blinded our hero so he came to a slow stop. He was taller now for sure, and his clothes changed from orange to orange and black.

"Huh. I suddenly feel a lot more badass."

Shippuden Hinata became a blur as she glomp tackled Naruto down to the ground

On the ground Hinata snuggled with Naruto nuzzling her face against his.

She stopped when she noticed Naruto's confused yet blushing face. Finally she smiled and said "Well what did you think I was going to do? We've already established no nooki till marriage."

"Oh…yeah, I actually forgot about that."

"And me holding you isn't necessarily bad is it?"

Naruto's blush deepened as he averted his gaze away from her. "I-I-I suppose not…"

Hinata beamed with the utter most joy. "And I know exactly how to open your mind to our relationship, although there might be some 'minor' discomforts."

"Like what?"

"Like this."

Hinata hit him in the head yet again with the same frying pan from the last chapter.

As Naruto started to drift off in to unconsciousness he muttered "I got to get that frying pan away from her."

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For the first time that day, Sasuke actually felt wonderful. It was as if that huge flash had given him an increase in power. "Wow, I'm real. This is amazing! I feel incredible! ! YES! YES! YES! I can do this! I can win! I…"

Sasuke then looked down at his Sound Village outfit. "Why am I wearing a dress?"

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Kakashi looked around, such a dramatic flash must have changed something. Then looked down at his self and eye smiled. "Still awesome! Now where'd my honey nut go?"

He looked down and saw the rotting corpse of the squirrel he had been chasing. "Oh…it's dead….huh."
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Tsunade sat in a cemetery next to a grave that read "Here lies Jiraiya"

"Sigh…………..Fuck!"

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Kiba, was unlike the others however, he barely even noticed the flash or his change. No, because not once had he ever stopped running from his large foreheaded admirer.

"Oh Kiba, you look even hotter now!" Sakura squealed as she chased after him.

"Take a hint, you she-wolf! !" he snarled back at her.

However, Sakura had enough of their little game of cat and mouse. She slipped on her fight gloves and slammed her fist on the ground. Kiba yelped as he suddenly lost his footing as the ground beneath him gave way and fell down in to the forming crater.

Kiba frowned as he stared up in to the big blue sky, he knew Sakura would be preying upon him at any moment.

"BARK! BARK!"

Kiba sat up to see a large white dog running towards him. "Akamaru?"

The large dog bowled Kiba over licking his face.

"Hey, that's MY job! ! !" screamed Sakura.

"We'd better get out of here."  Kiba said as Sakura started to charge towards them.

Kiba jumped on Akamaru who reeled back like a horse. "HI HO AKAMARU! AWAY! ! !"
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Neji drooled lustfully as he stared at the Shippuden Ino…who was using a chair like a lion tamer to Neji away from her. Of all the places this had to happen why did it have to happen in her kitchen?

"Back! BACK! Back, Neji back!"

"THERE YOU ARE!" came the far away cry of Tenten.

Ino deadpanned. "Aw crap!"

Tenten broke through the wall holding a two handed war hammer in her grasp. She lifted it up ready to perform an overhead strike upon the blonde when suddenly Neji stepped in front of her arms spread out.

She froze in place with a hurt expression on her face. "N-Neji…? Get out of the way!"

"No! I won't let you hurt Ino!"

"But…But she's a harlet tramp of a hussy!"

Several anger veins appeared around Ino's head. "I can hear every word you're saying you know!"

"Yeah I know." replied Tenten.

More anger veins appeared.

"I don't care Tenten. Ino has become someone truly special to me, whom I wish to do all types of nasty stuff to…"

Ino became blue faced at the thought.

"And I had ever meant anything to you, if you ever loved any of the things we've done together, then you'll leave her and never try to hurt Ino ever again!"

Tenten's eyes watered furiously before running out the hole she had made, crying of a broken heart.

"Wow, Neji…that was pretty hardcore." commented Ino.

"Does that mean you'll let me sniff your panties? Like maybe the ones your wearing?" Neji asked with the same drooling face he had earlier, he was even wiggling his fingers around in a super pervert manor.

Ino swung the chair and broke it over Neji's head. "Ow."
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Naruto groaned as he started to regain consciousness. His vision was blurry but when it finally settled he saw Hinata standing in the doorway wearing an orange dress gown.

"Welcome, the Hyuga Parlor."

That's all for now. And I hate that I have to say this YET AGAIN, but the point of this story is random sillyness. You don't want any of that than you're in the wrong story. And for those of you wondering why I'm not updating anything else, I guess you could say I'm kind of testing myself on something. If I succeed I will be updating regularly again and I must say I've doing pretty good so far. See you next year.